• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

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questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

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naked-jezus: purifyin-g: fuckimintrouble: l0lplease: k4tdaley: cosettewould: enjolraswould: musichettawould: youngcosettewould: the-trouble-child: billsikes: ask-montparnasse: //in complete seriousness if any of you ever need someone to talk to you are free to come to me, on or off anon we can talk here or on skype or on email i am all ears all the time ((I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.)) No matter how much I would get yelled at I will break character for anyone who needs help. i’ll give you my Skype,my oovoo, anything. If you ever need help, and I mean ever, about anything, just come to me. I’m here. The exact same as youngCosette said. Followers or fellow would blogs, I am here for you okay? Off topic, but I am definitely here for anyone and everyone. If you ever need anyone to talk to, don’t ever, ever be afraid to contact me. I’m here, and I’d never turn a person away. Really though. I legitimately care about all of you, even if we’ve never met. ive done it before. im here for anyone who needs it c: I’ve done it before and it breaks my heart that I’ll never get to convice her 100% I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again. Done it before will do it again I have done it once, I would never hesitate to do it again..
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naked-jezus:

purifyin-g:

fuckimintrouble:

l0lplease:

k4tdaley:

cosettewould:

enjolraswould:

musichettawould:

youngcosettewould:

the-trouble-child:

billsikes:

ask-montparnasse:

//in complete seriousness

if any of you ever need someone to talk to

you are free to come to me, on or off anon

we can talk here or on skype or on email i am all ears all the time

((I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.))

No matter how much I would get yelled at

I will break character for anyone who needs help. i’ll give you my Skype,my oovoo, anything. If you ever need help, and I mean ever, about anything, just come to me. I’m here.

The exact same as youngCosette said. Followers or fellow would blogs, I am here for you okay?

Off topic, but I am definitely here for anyone and everyone. If you ever need anyone to talk to, don’t ever, ever be afraid to contact me. I’m here, and I’d never turn a person away.

Really though. I legitimately care about all of you, even if we’ve never met.

ive done it before. im here for anyone who needs it c:

I’ve done it before and it breaks my heart that I’ll never get to convice her 100%

I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

Done it before will do it again

I have done it once, I would never hesitate to do it again..

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pssenger:

I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.

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