May 2013
6 posts
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
I want to see how sick people are. Reblog if you...
April 2013
7 posts
pssenger:
I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
homosocks:
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
findadventure:
victoryjobs:
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
March 2013
12 posts
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nerdofchaos:
recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
...
zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
inkblotsonwhitepages:
chelsdamelsp:
...
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1 tag
February 2013
20 posts
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
angelsontheearth:
17851
That’s disgusting.
Well done society.
Well done.
1 tag
To all of you lovely number-y people..
9x-7i>3(3x-7u) 9x-7i>9x-21u -7i>-21u 7i>21u = i<3u Advance Happy Valentines Day! ^_^
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zubat:
Have you ever looked at someone you loved while they were doing something and just watched them do whatever it is, completely casual and normal, and found yourself smiling like a goof and feeling so happy because of the simple fact that they’re yours and you’re so lucky to have them? It’s a very nice lil feeling.
The internet is so convenient
sundaemournings:
sharks-not-narcs:
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should I make for dinner
what the fuck should I listen to now
what the fuck should I do today
what the fuck should I do with my life
where the fuck should I go for drinks
what’s the fucking weather
holy shit yes
This is the best thing to ever happen.
January 2013
21 posts
4 tags
