Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
I want to see how sick people are. Reblog if you...
pssenger: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
homosocks: shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
floozys: hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” ...
zarryforeverandever: Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this: NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
inkblotsonwhitepages: chelsdamelsp: ...
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
angelsontheearth: 17851 That’s disgusting. Well done society. Well done.
To all of you lovely number-y people..
9x-7i>3(3x-7u) 9x-7i>9x-21u -7i>-21u 7i>21u = i<3u Advance Happy Valentines Day! ^_^
zubat: Have you ever looked at someone you loved while they were doing something and just watched them do whatever it is, completely casual and normal, and found yourself smiling like a goof and feeling so happy because of the simple fact that they’re yours and you’re so lucky to have them? It’s a very nice lil feeling.
The internet is so convenient
sundaemournings: sharks-not-narcs: siempre-chill: what the fuck should I make for dinner what the fuck should I listen to now what the fuck should I do today what the fuck should I do with my life where the fuck should I go for drinks what’s the fucking weather holy shit yes This is the best thing to ever happen.